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[Kiss Viktor]

> An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but

> unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm
Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me,
it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute
and jumps.
>  
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the 
> former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated
woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential 
future
President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
> > 
> > The third passenger, George W. Bush, says "I am the President of 
the

> > United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
> politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in 
> the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die".! So he takes a parachute and jumps.
> > 
> > The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten 
> >year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, 
> >as
> a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".
> >The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. 
> >America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."


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